1 00:00:35,359 --> 00:00:36,919 Hit it! 2 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:39,920 - Come on. - Yeah! Dance. 3 00:00:50,421 --> 00:00:53,162 Cute and cuddly, boys. 4 00:01:06,877 --> 00:01:08,781 Kowalski, progress report. 5 00:01:08,785 --> 00:01:11,914 Nearing completion on escape tunnel number 15, Skipper. 6 00:01:11,921 --> 00:01:13,827 Isn't this a bit overly cautious? 7 00:01:13,829 --> 00:01:16,507 Even better. It's full-blown paranoia. 8 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:19,867 No, I mean, we already have 14 escape tunnels. 9 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,199 Isn't that enough? 10 00:01:21,201 --> 00:01:23,216 Manfredi and Johnson thought so, 11 00:01:23,286 --> 00:01:26,321 what was left of them came home in a manila envelope. 12 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:28,230 From Manila, ironically. 13 00:01:28,237 --> 00:01:30,834 There's no such thing as "too paranoid", Private. 14 00:01:30,836 --> 00:01:33,797 Remember that. And forget you ever heard it. 15 00:01:33,801 --> 00:01:36,656 Um, I don't think that works the way you think it... 16 00:01:36,658 --> 00:01:38,742 Eyes on the flippers. 17 00:01:38,744 --> 00:01:40,393 Wow! 18 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:43,908 - Man down! - Rico. 19 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:47,625 His brain appears to be functioning at, uh... 20 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:50,509 Hmm, let's call it normal capacity. 21 00:01:50,513 --> 00:01:53,123 What happened? I thought we mapped this tunnel. 22 00:01:53,134 --> 00:01:56,632 I'm not sure. This wall shouldn't be... 23 00:01:56,975 --> 00:01:58,848 A vintage pass code lock. 24 00:01:58,850 --> 00:02:00,562 Excellent work, Kowalski. 25 00:02:00,564 --> 00:02:02,060 But can you open it? 26 00:02:02,062 --> 00:02:06,992 Well, it is state of the art hyper encryption technology... 27 00:02:07,832 --> 00:02:10,112 From 1963. 28 00:02:10,481 --> 00:02:11,367 [duck quacks] 29 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:12,421 [cow moos] 30 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:13,552 [horse neighs] 31 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:14,233 [Crank!] 32 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:14,895 [lock unlatches] 33 00:02:14,897 --> 00:02:16,213 Nailed it. 34 00:02:16,495 --> 00:02:18,313 Move in cautiously, men. 35 00:02:18,315 --> 00:02:20,887 Rico, ominous background music. 36 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,306 Rico! 37 00:02:30,308 --> 00:02:32,543 All right, crackerjack, what's the code word? 38 00:02:32,549 --> 00:02:35,772 [speaks gibberish] 39 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:37,895 Lucky guess, moonbeam. 40 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:39,190 That voice... 41 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,260 That steely gaze... 42 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:44,675 You sugar puffs just gonna stand there? Spill your tater tots. 43 00:02:44,677 --> 00:02:46,974 Where's the red squirrel? 44 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:48,231 The red squirrel. 45 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:52,237 Then you really are... Special agent Buck Rotgut. 46 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,408 The Buck Rotgut? 47 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:57,042 Um, is that... is that someone famous, then? 48 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,152 Sweet ignorant Private, 49 00:02:59,154 --> 00:03:02,087 Buck Rotgut is our greatest American penguin hero. 50 00:03:02,089 --> 00:03:04,998 I've patterned my whole life after Rotgut. 51 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,540 The bird who brought down penguin enemy number one: 52 00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:09,197 the red squirrel. 53 00:03:09,199 --> 00:03:11,600 And may I say, it is an honor, sir. 54 00:03:11,602 --> 00:03:15,262 86 the kiss-up, fauntleroy. Let's get to brass tacks. 55 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:17,409 I caught the squirrel, all right, 56 00:03:17,411 --> 00:03:19,129 But big red broke out, 57 00:03:19,131 --> 00:03:20,940 Disappeared in the underground. 58 00:03:20,942 --> 00:03:23,142 So that's what I did too. 59 00:03:23,153 --> 00:03:25,446 47 years I've been down in this bunker, 60 00:03:25,448 --> 00:03:28,324 waiting for red squirrel to show his fluffy tail again. 61 00:03:28,326 --> 00:03:29,877 47 years. 62 00:03:29,879 --> 00:03:31,290 47 years? 63 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:33,290 47 years! 64 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:35,611 Don't you think the red squirrel would have shown up by now? 65 00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:36,368 Private. 66 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:39,351 College boy, huh? You see that bunker door? 67 00:03:39,354 --> 00:03:42,826 It only opens when the red squirrel returns. 68 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:45,345 Is it open now, dough boy? 69 00:03:45,347 --> 00:03:46,210 Yes. 70 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:48,871 Then red is back. 71 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,587 And you four lollipops are gonna help me find him. 72 00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:55,510 - I get to work with Buck Rotgut. - I know, right? 73 00:03:56,051 --> 00:03:58,643 Okay, so the guy in the street, 74 00:03:58,645 --> 00:04:01,867 He puts a little ball into one hat like this. 75 00:04:01,869 --> 00:04:04,520 Then he mix, he mix it so fast 76 00:04:04,522 --> 00:04:06,690 it's like you can't even see it. 77 00:04:06,692 --> 00:04:08,091 Then stop. 78 00:04:08,093 --> 00:04:11,446 And now you can't tell which is the ball hat, can you? 79 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:12,790 Oh. 80 00:04:12,842 --> 00:04:15,709 Oh. Ah! Oh! 81 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:20,408 And now you give to me all of your money. 82 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:22,621 I love this game. 83 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:25,044 You sure you playing this right? 84 00:04:25,621 --> 00:04:27,579 Where's the red squirrel? 85 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:30,780 Bring him up. 86 00:04:30,782 --> 00:04:32,983 All right, pigeon, sing for me. 87 00:04:32,985 --> 00:04:33,747 Uh... 88 00:04:33,749 --> 00:04:35,486 ♪ I don't know 89 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:38,489 ♪ where the red squirrel is 90 00:04:38,491 --> 00:04:40,356 ♪ but this one time 91 00:04:40,358 --> 00:04:43,481 ♪ I found a piece of red licorice ♪ 92 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:44,760 I don't understand, Skipper. 93 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,929 Why would Mort know anything about the red squirrel? 94 00:04:46,931 --> 00:04:49,198 You got to think like Buck Rotgut, Private. 95 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,724 Put your paranoia cap on. 96 00:04:50,726 --> 00:04:52,882 I don't think I have a paranoia cap, Skipper. 97 00:04:52,884 --> 00:04:54,150 Well, there's your problem. 98 00:04:54,152 --> 00:04:57,069 You don't know anything about the red squirrel, huh? 99 00:04:57,071 --> 00:04:59,202 That bushy tail of yours tells me different. 100 00:04:59,204 --> 00:05:01,368 Know who else has a bushy tail? 101 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:03,336 The red squirrel! 102 00:05:03,542 --> 00:05:07,179 Oh, it's true. I do have a tail. 103 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:09,709 Sad eyes, a squirrel spy? 104 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,166 It's always the ones you least expect. 105 00:05:12,168 --> 00:05:13,107 But... but... 106 00:05:13,109 --> 00:05:15,976 Ah, there you are, Mort, you silly. 107 00:05:15,978 --> 00:05:19,093 Come, I must show you my new street game. 108 00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:21,219 Eh, who's the freak? 109 00:05:21,247 --> 00:05:23,253 I confess to everything. 110 00:05:23,255 --> 00:05:25,567 I took the last nut and nougat bar. 111 00:05:25,569 --> 00:05:27,622 I cheat at whistling. 112 00:05:29,499 --> 00:05:31,876 My father was not a talking water cycle. 113 00:05:31,878 --> 00:05:33,976 This hardball stuff really works. 114 00:05:33,978 --> 00:05:36,110 These snitches don't know anything. 115 00:05:36,112 --> 00:05:38,186 They're just small potatoes. 116 00:05:38,188 --> 00:05:41,655 He's right. I am secretly a potato. 117 00:05:41,657 --> 00:05:43,702 No... oh... okay, no, that one was a lie. 118 00:05:43,704 --> 00:05:45,586 I just wanted to get the ropes off. 119 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:46,951 - Eh! - Ow! 120 00:05:46,953 --> 00:05:48,631 Oh! Uh! 121 00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,880 These walls are nothing. 122 00:05:50,882 --> 00:05:53,515 There's not been the prison built 123 00:05:53,517 --> 00:05:55,860 that can hold King Julian. 124 00:05:56,226 --> 00:05:58,557 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're locking that? 125 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,009 Never mind. 126 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,274 Am I the only one who thinks this is wrong? 127 00:06:02,276 --> 00:06:03,857 Oh, it's very wrong, Private. 128 00:06:03,859 --> 00:06:07,087 Who knew the red squirrel had so many agents Inside our own zoo? 129 00:06:07,089 --> 00:06:09,545 I don't know what to believe anymore. 130 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:12,784 Dry those water works, egghead. 131 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,646 This roundup's just getting started. 132 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:17,567 You diaper dons ready to get your flippers dirty? 133 00:06:17,569 --> 00:06:19,176 - Oh, absolutamente. - Yeah. 134 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,604 Not really. 135 00:06:23,442 --> 00:06:25,242 Oh, all right. 136 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:27,235 Free peanuts. 137 00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:31,112 You like peanuts, huh? You know who else likes nuts? 138 00:06:31,114 --> 00:06:32,880 The red squirrel! 139 00:06:33,516 --> 00:06:34,614 Oh, dear. 140 00:06:34,616 --> 00:06:35,978 Hey. 141 00:06:36,411 --> 00:06:37,213 Oof. 142 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,450 Huh? What in the world?.. Ah! 143 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:43,885 You like pictures of red squirrels, huh? 144 00:06:43,887 --> 00:06:46,589 You know who else likes red squirrels? 145 00:06:46,591 --> 00:06:48,455 The red squirrel! 146 00:06:49,554 --> 00:06:51,393 Ah! Gah! 147 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:55,187 I say. 148 00:06:55,234 --> 00:06:58,994 Read any good books lately, punks? Read? Red? 149 00:06:58,996 --> 00:07:00,709 The red squirrel! 150 00:07:01,306 --> 00:07:03,301 That one doesn't even make sense. 151 00:07:03,303 --> 00:07:04,535 Ah! Ow! 152 00:07:04,537 --> 00:07:08,802 But these are our friends. They can't be red squirrel agents. 153 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:10,058 Can't they? 154 00:07:10,075 --> 00:07:13,810 I think we can trust the instincts of history's greatest penguin agent. 155 00:07:13,812 --> 00:07:16,215 Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel... 156 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:18,392 I'm sick of this guy. He's not the boss of me. 157 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,882 - They can't do this. - It's outrageous. 158 00:07:19,884 --> 00:07:24,265 Okay, this red squirrel stuff has gone way too far. 159 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:26,866 But maybe we can stop it. 160 00:07:26,868 --> 00:07:28,792 I don't much like our chances. 161 00:07:28,794 --> 00:07:30,723 Those penguins are a wiley bunch. 162 00:07:30,725 --> 00:07:33,830 True, true, but I just happen to have 163 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:36,299 a secret inside source. 164 00:07:36,301 --> 00:07:38,401 Now, for his own protection, 165 00:07:38,403 --> 00:07:40,965 my source cannot reveal his identity. 166 00:07:41,858 --> 00:07:43,302 Hello there, Private. 167 00:07:43,304 --> 00:07:44,119 Oh. 168 00:07:44,121 --> 00:07:47,743 Um, the way I see it, everything goes back to normal 169 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:50,356 If we just get rid of Buck Rotgut. 170 00:07:50,358 --> 00:07:51,780 And how are we gonna do that? 171 00:07:51,782 --> 00:07:54,915 That guy's not going anywhere until he catches some kind of red squirrel. 172 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:56,760 Precisely, Maurice. 173 00:07:57,169 --> 00:07:59,710 So you want me to pretend to be a squirrel? 174 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:00,830 You are a squirrel. 175 00:08:00,832 --> 00:08:03,921 Yeah, but I never been a pretend one before. 176 00:08:03,923 --> 00:08:06,085 - It'll be fine. - Ow. 177 00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:11,057 Ooh, everyone, come quickly. It's the red squirrel. 178 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:15,563 Sweet enemy of the state. 179 00:08:15,565 --> 00:08:16,797 It's really him. 180 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:19,861 Hope you kept your dance card open, bushy tail, 181 00:08:19,863 --> 00:08:22,374 'cause I'm gonna play a little chin music 182 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:25,553 and waltz you all the way back to the louse house. 183 00:08:25,555 --> 00:08:27,343 Um, I'm gonna run away now. 184 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:28,931 After him, boys. 185 00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:32,147 Take him out. 186 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:33,529 Oh, mama. 187 00:08:34,172 --> 00:08:37,785 Oh, okay, only 100 yards to the nearest tree. 188 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:40,303 Stupid eye patch. 189 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:42,989 Crazy face, hit me with the gift box. 190 00:08:45,635 --> 00:08:46,658 Ha. 191 00:08:48,539 --> 00:08:49,695 A-hi. 192 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,432 Good job, all of us. 193 00:08:54,532 --> 00:08:58,006 I'm sure they kept your cell warm, red. 194 00:09:00,779 --> 00:09:02,467 Touche, heh-heh. 195 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,461 So what's our next mission, Buck? 196 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:09,150 That's it for me, boys. I'm out of the game. 197 00:09:09,152 --> 00:09:11,002 - Why? - No, sir. - Say it ain't so. 198 00:09:11,004 --> 00:09:14,221 I was put on this earth for one reason and one reason only. 199 00:09:14,223 --> 00:09:16,229 And now it's sitting in the back of the... 200 00:09:16,231 --> 00:09:18,346 Wait a minute. Where's dough boy? 201 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:21,034 Private? He's right... Hmm. 202 00:09:21,151 --> 00:09:22,762 Thanks a million, Fred. 203 00:09:22,764 --> 00:09:25,798 No problem. I always wanted to ride in a box. 204 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,118 You know, they got cardboard on the inside too. 205 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:30,539 Conspiracy. 206 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:31,671 Ah! 207 00:09:31,673 --> 00:09:33,739 That squirrel was Fred? 208 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,141 Why would you make a phony red squirrel? 209 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,076 Why? 210 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:41,454 Because special agent Buck Rotgut is completely mental. 211 00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,513 Your lies are burning my ear holes. 212 00:09:44,515 --> 00:09:47,392 He's thrown all our friends into a detention cell. 213 00:09:47,394 --> 00:09:48,333 And for what? 214 00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:50,885 Because he thinks some enemy from 47 years ago 215 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:53,115 is still out there plotting against him? 216 00:09:53,355 --> 00:09:55,255 Oh, I get it now. 217 00:09:55,257 --> 00:09:57,657 The red squirrel hates penguins. 218 00:09:57,659 --> 00:09:59,992 And you know who else hates penguins? 219 00:09:59,994 --> 00:10:01,621 The red squi... 220 00:10:01,623 --> 00:10:03,362 The red squirrel! 221 00:10:03,865 --> 00:10:05,197 What? He's... he's... 222 00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:06,965 Okay, he's talking nonsense. 223 00:10:06,967 --> 00:10:08,299 I don't know, Private. 224 00:10:08,301 --> 00:10:10,520 You did get caught red-squirrel-handed. 225 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,302 A clever game, I'll give him that. 226 00:10:12,304 --> 00:10:15,605 Planting a decoy to cover up your penguin plastic surgery. 227 00:10:15,607 --> 00:10:17,039 Nice move, 228 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:18,640 red squirrel! 229 00:10:19,443 --> 00:10:21,242 Wait. 230 00:10:21,244 --> 00:10:23,543 You think Private is the red squirrel? 231 00:10:23,545 --> 00:10:25,913 Uh, that's not really, uh... 232 00:10:25,915 --> 00:10:26,834 Possible. 233 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:29,279 That sounds like squirrel talk. 234 00:10:29,281 --> 00:10:33,020 Maybe I got the right idea, wrong penguin suit, huh? 235 00:10:33,022 --> 00:10:34,421 Who? Kowalski? 236 00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:36,556 He's been helping us catch the red squirrel. 237 00:10:36,558 --> 00:10:38,391 Inside man. 238 00:10:38,393 --> 00:10:40,093 Your smarter than I thought, red. 239 00:10:40,095 --> 00:10:43,028 But I know how to make you smart guys talk. 240 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:46,858 You ever had a six-pound halibut shoved up your left nostril? 241 00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:48,334 Not the left one, no. 242 00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:50,421 I did try to tell you. 243 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:53,237 Rico, ring-a-ding special, asap. 244 00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:54,874 [phone rings] 245 00:10:54,876 --> 00:10:55,898 Yes. 246 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,143 You don't say? Well, thanks, chief. 247 00:10:58,144 --> 00:10:59,399 That was HQ. 248 00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:02,280 They said you've been tracking another decoy this whole time. 249 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:04,149 The real red squirrel is hiding out in 250 00:11:04,151 --> 00:11:07,719 Grr-furr-jiggle-stan. 251 00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:10,522 You tuna-fed thumb suckers better sit this one out. 252 00:11:10,541 --> 00:11:14,523 Griffajigglestan is no place for amateurs. 253 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:17,011 I'm coming for you, squirrel. 254 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,085 Clear. 255 00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:28,364 Well, maybe we left our paranoia caps on a little too long. 256 00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:30,766 Oh, I do feel bad for the old guy. 257 00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:35,402 He's wasted decades chasing an enemy that probably doesn't even exist. 258 00:11:40,405 --> 00:11:42,841 Red squirrel's log. 259 00:11:42,843 --> 00:11:47,095 Special agent Rotgut has been disposed of. 260 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,814 Time to get to work. 261 00:11:53,539 --> 00:11:56,123 Stupid eye patch.